Fat kitty (not really…)

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Jasmine may look skinny in this picture, but let me tell you, she is not.

Me:  Jasmine, I think you’re getting fat.

Jasmine: Me? Naw, Simone is just skinny, giving me her food all the time like she does.

Me: Simone? Giving away her food? She is never that nice.

Jasmine ( getting nervouse now): She can be?

Me: I saw you wolf her food down before she got there.

Jasmine: All right, all right, I’ll go on a diet!

This is a true story, except that Jasmine never said a word.

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