Jasmine may look skinny in this picture, but let me tell you, she is not.
Me: Jasmine, I think you’re getting fat.
Jasmine: Me? Naw, Simone is just skinny, giving me her food all the time like she does.
Me: Simone? Giving away her food? She is never that nice.
Jasmine ( getting nervouse now): She can be?
Me: I saw you wolf her food down before she got there.
Jasmine: All right, all right, I’ll go on a diet!
This is a true story, except that Jasmine never said a word.